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Metafart Humor

Posted on December 16, 2021December 17, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

The Rake Gag is a scene from the television program The Simpsons, in which one of the main characters steps on a rake. The rake then flips up in such a way that the handle hits him in the face.  This is a classic comedy gag, but in this case the writers had the same…

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Light Years to Go

Posted on December 9, 2021December 11, 2021 by PizzaHead

In previous posts, we have observed that farts have the qualities of both speech and music. Although we believe it is theoretically possible to communicate with farts, the physiological challenges are daunting, and we have made little progress in this area. Thus it was with some surprise that one of the members of our college…

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Farts after Dark

Posted on December 2, 2021December 2, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.

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The Sum of All Farts

Posted on November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.

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Interview: The Ringer

Posted on November 11, 2021November 14, 2021 by Benengeli

Editor’s note: One of our readers recently alerted us to the existence of a heretofore unknown farter with truly impressive skills. We have verified that his farts are real human farts, using our Flatus Reflector technology. Although this person is not a professional in the same sense as Mr. Methane, he has spent some time…

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Fart Overtones

Posted on November 4, 2021November 5, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.

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The First Law of Flatothermodynamics

Posted on October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: Are hotter farts smellier? Short answer: Yes.

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What a Day

Posted on October 21, 2021October 22, 2021 by PizzaHead

One of our core values at the ICEF is that no fart should go unmeasured. Our preference is to employ one of our custom-built devices to capture and store a complete record of the event, including audio and air quality data. For obvious reasons this is not always practical and we often resort to an…

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The Antiflatus Decelerator

Posted on October 14, 2021October 14, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.

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This Fart Does Not Exist

Posted on October 7, 2021October 14, 2021 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.

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