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Wag the Dog

Posted on June 2, 2022November 29, 2022 by P. V. Chaudhary

We have written previously about a special type of fart, one which features a ‘tail’ – an extra accent sound at the end of the primary sound. Our feeling is that this particular arrangement (hereinafter a ‘tailed fart’) evokes a more humorous response than a standard, single-sound fart. While others have attempted to explore the…

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The Danger Zone

Posted on May 26, 2022November 29, 2022 by W. B. Polakai

Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.

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Fiat Foetor

Posted on May 12, 2022November 29, 2022 by Lou Olinarez

Question: What fraction of fart smell reaches the human nose? Short answer: Less than 1%.

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Anatomy of a Shart

Posted on May 5, 2022November 29, 2022 by M. Chervinsky

Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone

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Two Tone Malone

Posted on April 28, 2022April 28, 2022 by CH Benengeli

Benengeli: I would like to thank the members of the ICEF for bestowing upon me the honour of introducing our newest member: TwoTone Malone. TwoTone – welcome to the Invisible College of Experimental Flatology! TwoTone: Thanks B – it’s great to be here. I’m thrilled to have a chance to make a contribution to this…

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Interview with DickPound

Posted on April 7, 2022April 11, 2022 by CH Benengeli

April 7, 2022 marked the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. According to our best estimate, the fart reached an astonishing 890 ppm of VOCs, nearly double the dose of hydrogen sulfide that would be considered lethal to humans. To mark the occasion, we conducted a brief interview with DickPound1, a member of…

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The Smelliest Fart

Posted on March 31, 2022November 29, 2022 by Lou Olinarez

Question: What is the smelliest fart ever recorded by a human? Short answer: See below. Long answer: Today marks the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. It was so powerful that it saturated our air pollution sensor, as seen in the plot below: The sensor has a maximum reading of 60 ppm of…

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Colorless Green Farts

Posted on March 24, 2022November 29, 2022 by Eric Von Adkisson

Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.

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Fart Splicer

Posted on March 17, 2022November 30, 2022 by Jonathan Trosky

First we tried stacking farts to create new farts. Now we’ve tried sequencing them to achieve a similar effect. The result? Mission accomplished.

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The Fartiest Fart

Posted on February 24, 2022November 29, 2022 by Francis Jeaudoin

Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.

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