Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
Category: Science
This Fart Does Not Exist
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.
Doppler Farts
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.
The Flatosphere
Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.
Truth is Incontrovertible
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Afflatus
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.
Fire Clouds
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.
Conservation of Farts
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
Truth Held Forth
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.
On Growth and Farts
Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.