Science – ICEF

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Question: Do people smell their own farts before others do? Short answer: Usually.

Question: Do farts have political implications? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do farts smell bad? Short answer: Microbial threats.

Question: What does a fart sound like to a bat? Short answer: See below.

Question: If farts were speech, what would they sound like? Short answer: Shouting.

Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.

Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.