In the past we have discussed techniques for concealing farts in public. It now feels appropriate to reveal that some members of the college have been running an informal set of experiments with the exact opposite goal: to maximize attention paid to farts, by strangers, in public.
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
As Canada celebrates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.
Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.
Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.
Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.