One of our core values at the ICEF is that no fart should go unmeasured. Our preference is to employ one of our custom-built devices to capture and store a complete record of the event, including audio and air quality data. For obvious reasons this is not always practical and we often resort to an…
Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.
Fart Maker is, by far, the most interesting tool we have created during our first year of experimentation. It is without shame that I can declare that members of the College spend, on average, approximately 10 hours per week creating original never-before-heard farts. Our primary interest (other than endlessly entertaining ourselves) is to try and…
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.
Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.