Benengeli: Greetings. I understand you may be interested in funding some aspects of our research. Tell me more. The Investor: I’m very impressed with what your College has accomplished this past year. Your understanding of farts is extensive, compelling, and without equal. I would love to contribute to the continuation of the research as well…
Benengeli: Greetings. Tell us a little bit about yourself. The Adversary: I live with one of the members of the College, but I am not involved in this project.
Benengeli: Greetings. How are you today? Cletus: I’ve been hallucinating. My head is just killing me.
The College’s members are a curious and talented assemblage of professionals from diverse academic backgrounds and with a broad range of skills, interests, and sound frequencies. This will be the first in a series of short interviews with some of the members.