Question: What does a fart sound like to a bat? Short answer: See below.
It may come as no surprise to regular readers of this blog that Fart Maker remains one of the most visited pages & popular tools on the site. Not content to rest on our laurels and inspired by previous examinations of tailed farts we recently began experimenting with one of Fart Maker‘s stand-out features.
Question: If farts were speech, what would they sound like? Short answer: Shouting.
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Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.
We have written previously about a special type of fart, one which features a ‘tail’ – an extra accent sound at the end of the primary sound. Our feeling is that this particular arrangement (hereinafter a ‘tailed fart’) evokes a more humorous response than a standard, single-sound fart. While others have attempted to explore the…
Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.