This week’s post is essentially a reprint of our post of a couple of weeks ago, but using a different open source digital sound manipulator from Masashi Yoshikawa called Reverb.js. A far more elaborate & featureful tool, we have exposed all of the available parameters below, and included the same six farts from TwoTone to…
Question: Do people smell their own farts before others do? Short answer: Usually.
Following on from last week’s post concerning our attempt to approximate the experience of hearing a famous fart from different locations in an acoustic space, this week we’ve decided to continue this exploration by experimenting with an open source digital sound manipulator called Pizzicato.js. The following is from Pizzicato’s documentation: The reverb effect is similar…
Question: Do farts have political implications? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Why do farts smell bad? Short answer: Microbial threats.
Question: What does a fart sound like to a bat? Short answer: See below.
It may come as no surprise to regular readers of this blog that Fart Maker remains one of the most visited pages & popular tools on the site. Not content to rest on our laurels and inspired by previous examinations of tailed farts we recently began experimenting with one of Fart Maker‘s stand-out features.
Question: If farts were speech, what would they sound like? Short answer: Shouting.
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Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.