Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.
We have written previously about a special type of fart, one which features a ‘tail’ – an extra accent sound at the end of the primary sound. Our feeling is that this particular arrangement (hereinafter a ‘tailed fart’) evokes a more humorous response than a standard, single-sound fart. While others have attempted to explore the…
Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.
Question: What fraction of fart smell reaches the human nose? Short answer: Less than 1%.
Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone
Benengeli: I would like to thank the members of the ICEF for bestowing upon me the honour of introducing our newest member: TwoTone Malone. TwoTone – welcome to the Invisible College of Experimental Flatology! TwoTone: Thanks B – it’s great to be here. I’m thrilled to have a chance to make a contribution to this…
April 7, 2022 marked the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. According to our best estimate, the fart reached an astonishing 890 ppm of VOCs, nearly double the dose of hydrogen sulfide that would be considered lethal to humans. To mark the occasion, we conducted a brief interview with DickPound1, a member of…