Question: What does a fart sound like to a bat? Short answer: See below.
A Trick of the Tail
It may come as no surprise to regular readers of this blog that Fart Maker remains one of the most visited pages & popular tools on the site. Not content to rest on our laurels and inspired by previous examinations of tailed farts we recently began experimenting with one of Fart Maker‘s stand-out features.
Impossible Farts: Part 2
Question: If farts were speech, what would they sound like? Short answer: Shouting.
Flatology Faculty Search
Junior or Senior Flatologist, Dept. of Colonic Physiology
Ma Tu Tremi
Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.
Impossible Farts: Part 1
Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
Consider the Sphincter
Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
On the Nature of Farts
Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.
Wag the Dog
We have written previously about a special type of fart, one which features a ‘tail’ – an extra accent sound at the end of the primary sound. Our feeling is that this particular arrangement (hereinafter a ‘tailed fart’) evokes a more humorous response than a standard, single-sound fart. While others have attempted to explore the…
The Danger Zone
Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.