Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.
Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.
Editor’s note: One of our readers recently alerted us to the existence of a heretofore unknown farter with truly impressive skills. We have verified that his farts are real human farts, using our Flatus Reflector technology. Although this person is not a professional in the same sense as Mr. Methane, he has spent some time…
Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.
Question: Are hotter farts smellier? Short answer: Yes.
One of our core values at the ICEF is that no fart should go unmeasured. Our preference is to employ one of our custom-built devices to capture and store a complete record of the event, including audio and air quality data. For obvious reasons this is not always practical and we often resort to an…
Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.
Fart Maker is, by far, the most interesting tool we have created during our first year of experimentation. It is without shame that I can declare that members of the College spend, on average, approximately 10 hours per week creating original never-before-heard farts. Our primary interest (other than endlessly entertaining ourselves) is to try and…
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.