Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.
Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.
Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.
Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.
There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 2000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.
Question: What does an exceptionally smelly fart sound like? Short Answer: Two farts.
Question: How many different kinds of fart sounds are there? Short answer: 42
Question: Does the sound of our farts change as we get older? Short answer: Yes.
The College’s members are a curious and talented assemblage of professionals from diverse academic backgrounds and with a broad range of skills, interests, and sound frequencies. This will be the first in a series of short interviews with some of the members.
Question: Are farts stinkier at night? Short answer: Yes.