Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
This Fart Does Not Exist
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.
A Tail of Two Farts
Fart Maker is, by far, the most interesting tool we have created during our first year of experimentation. It is without shame that I can declare that members of the College spend, on average, approximately 10 hours per week creating original never-before-heard farts. Our primary interest (other than endlessly entertaining ourselves) is to try and…
Doppler Farts
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.
The Flatosphere
Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.
Interview: The Investor
Benengeli: Greetings. I understand you may be interested in funding some aspects of our research. Tell me more. The Investor: I’m very impressed with what your College has accomplished this past year. Your understanding of farts is extensive, compelling, and without equal. I would love to contribute to the continuation of the research as well…
The Flatus Gap
Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Such Musical Sounds
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.
Truth is Incontrovertible
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Afflatus
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.