Question: If farts were speech, what would they sound like? Short answer: Shouting.
Author: M. Chervinsky
Professor of Anatomy
Consider the Sphincter
Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
Anatomy of a Shart
Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone
Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.