Fart Maker is, by far, the most interesting tool we have created during our first year of experimentation. It is without shame that I can declare that members of the College spend, on average, approximately 10 hours per week creating original never-before-heard farts. Our primary interest (other than endlessly entertaining ourselves) is to try and…
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.
Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.
Benengeli: Greetings. I understand you may be interested in funding some aspects of our research. Tell me more. The Investor: I’m very impressed with what your College has accomplished this past year. Your understanding of farts is extensive, compelling, and without equal. I would love to contribute to the continuation of the research as well…
Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.