Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.
In the past we have discussed techniques for concealing farts in public. It now feels appropriate to reveal that some members of the college have been running an informal set of experiments with the exact opposite goal: to maximize attention paid to farts, by strangers, in public.
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
As Canada commemorates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.
Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.