Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
As Canada commemorates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.
Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.
Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.
Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.
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