In order to help celebrate this past week’s Valentine’s Day we have a special contribution from long-time ICEF member IraVanDamme in the form of a poem.
Question: Why does the internet say that farts travel at 10 ft/s? Short answer: Because the internet is wrong.
Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.
Benengeli: Greetings. How are you today? Cletus: I’ve been hallucinating. My head is just killing me.
Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.
Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.
It’s Christmas Eve, 2020, and everyone here at the College would like to wish all of our readers (and listeners) a merry holiday season and happy new year.
Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.
Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.