Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.
Benengeli: Greetings. How are you today? Cletus: I’ve been hallucinating. My head is just killing me.
Uncertain Paths of Vapours, Part 2
Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.
Uncertain Paths of Vapours
Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.
Hidden Realities of the Air
Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.
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The Flatological Constant
Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.
Death by Farts
Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.
The Speed of Farts
Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.
The Dawn of High-Resolution Flatodynamics
Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.