Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.
The Dawn of High-Resolution Flatodynamics
Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.
Fart Maker
There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 2000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.
The Smelliest Farts
Question: What does an exceptionally smelly fart sound like? Short Answer: Two farts.
Eigenfarts
Question: How many different kinds of fart sounds are there? Short answer: 42
Farts Across the Lifespan
Question: Does the sound of our farts change as we get older? Short answer: Yes.
Interview: PizzaHead
The College’s members are a curious and talented assemblage of professionals from diverse academic backgrounds and with a broad range of skills, interests, and sound frequencies. This will be the first in a series of short interviews with some of the members.
The Fart Cycle
Question: Are farts stinkier at night? Short answer: Yes.
Bimodal Farts
Question: What are the characteristics of smelly farts? Short answer: They are loud and wet.
The Sound of Stink
Question: Are quiet farts really the smelliest? Short answer: No.