Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
The Expulsion of Humours
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
Conceal the Fart
As Canada commemorates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.
Truth Held Forth
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.
On Growth and Farts
Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.
Malacoda
Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.
Harmonies of the World
Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.
A Terrific Noise *
Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.
The Myth of Cropdusting
Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.
Interview: The Adversary
Benengeli: Greetings. Tell us a little bit about yourself. The Adversary: I live with one of the members of the College, but I am not involved in this project.