Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Such Musical Sounds
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.
Truth is Incontrovertible
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Afflatus
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.
The Fart Decoder
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.
Fire Clouds
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.
Reveal the Fart
In the past we have discussed techniques for concealing farts in public. It now feels appropriate to reveal that some members of the college have been running an informal set of experiments with the exact opposite goal: to maximize attention paid to farts, by strangers, in public.
Conservation of Farts
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
The Expulsion of Humours
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
Conceal the Fart
As Canada commemorates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.