Question: What are the characteristics of smelly farts? Short answer: They are loud and wet.
Question: Are quiet farts really the smelliest? Short answer: No.
Question: Can people be identified based on the sound of their farts? Short answer: Yes
Question: How much are fart sounds affected by atmospheric conditions? Short answer: Not much.
Funding for the College’s first experimental rig totaled $126; this was considered a small sum by the standards of the time. Nevertheless, it enabled the purchase of a single device for monitoring air quality, by means of the total concentration of volatile organic compounds (VOCs) in the vicinity of the sensor. Among the VOCs that…
The Invisible College of Experimental Flatology was founded in 2020, back before everything turned out OK, at a time when the forces of buffoonery and biology threatened to unravel the fabric of human civilization. The history of this period hardly needs rehashing. Suffice it to say that people were looking for a distraction.