Question: What does a fart sound like to a bat? Short answer: See below.
Author: Francis Jeaudoin
Professor of Engineering
Ma Tu Tremi
Question: Can people feel farts? Short answer: Yes.
Impossible Farts: Part 1
Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
The Fartiest Fart
Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.
Fart, not a fart
Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.
Question: How often do people produce multiple farts in quick succession? Short answer: 15.7% of the time
Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.
The Antiflatus Decelerator
Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
This Fart Does Not Exist
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.
Harmonies of the World
Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.