Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.
Category: Farts
Uncertain Paths of Vapours, Part 2
Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.
Uncertain Paths of Vapours
Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.
Hidden Realities of the Air
Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.
Fart Works
It’s Christmas Eve, 2020, and everyone here at the College would like to wish all of our readers (and listeners) a merry holiday season and happy new year.
The Flatological Constant
Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.
Death by Farts
Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.
The Speed of Farts
Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.
The Dawn of High-Resolution Flatodynamics
Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.
Fart Maker
There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 2000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.