Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.
Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.
Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.
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Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.
Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.
Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.
Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.
There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 2000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.