Category: Farts

Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.

In the past we have discussed techniques for concealing farts in public. It now feels appropriate to reveal that some members of the college have been running an informal set of experiments with the exact opposite goal: to maximize attention paid to farts, by strangers, in public.

Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.

As Canada commemorates its 154th birthday and folks from sea-to-sea gather in celebration, we turn to the lighter side and consider, briefly, some techniques for concealing farts in public.