Question: What happens to your weight when you fart? Short answer: It increases.
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Splitting Farts
Question: How often do people produce multiple farts in quick succession? Short answer: 15.7% of the time
A Spherical Fart
Question: What is the maximum speed of a fart? Short answer: 0.22 MPH.
The Speed of Farts, Redux
Question: What causes fart plumes? Short answer: Hydrogen
Farts after Dark
Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.
The Sum of All Farts
Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.
Fart Overtones
Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.
The First Law of Flatothermodynamics
Question: Are hotter farts smellier? Short answer: Yes.
The Antiflatus Decelerator
Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.
This Fart Does Not Exist
Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.