Category: Science

Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.

Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.

Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.

Question: What happens to your weight when you fart? Short answer: It increases.

Question: How often do people produce multiple farts in quick succession? Short answer: 15.7% of the time

Question: What is the maximum speed of a fart? Short answer: 0.22 MPH.

Question: What causes fart plumes? Short answer:  Hydrogen

Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.

Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.

Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.