Question: Is it possible to generate purely synthetic fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
Consider the Sphincter
Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
On the Nature of Farts
Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.
The Danger Zone
Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.
Question: What fraction of fart smell reaches the human nose? Short answer: Less than 1%.
Anatomy of a Shart
Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone
The Smelliest Fart
Question: What is the smelliest fart ever recorded by a human? Short answer: See below. Long answer: Today marks the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. It was so powerful that it saturated our air pollution sensor, as seen in the plot below: The sensor has a maximum reading of 60 ppm of…
Colorless Green Farts
Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.
The Fartiest Fart
Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.
Fart, not a fart
Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.