Question: How many farts are never heard by anyone? Short answer: Unknown.
On the Presumption of Innocence
Question: Did Rudolph Giuliani fart during a legal proceeding on December 2, 2020? Short answer: Probably not.
Words Own Wind
Question: Is it possible to produce sentences from fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.
Question: How much is fart smell affected by clothing? Short answer: Surprisingly little.
To Remedy the Scent
Question: Do face masks protect against fart smell? Short answer: No.
Words are but Wind
Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.
Uncertain Paths of Vapours, Part 2
Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.
Uncertain Paths of Vapours
Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.
Hidden Realities of the Air
Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.
The Flatological Constant
Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.