Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.
There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 3000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.
Question: What does an exceptionally smelly fart sound like? Short Answer: Two farts.
Question: How many different kinds of fart sounds are there? Short answer: 42
Question: Does the sound of our farts change as we get older? Short answer: Yes.
Question: Are farts stinkier at night? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What are the characteristics of smelly farts? Short answer: They are loud and wet.
Question: Are quiet farts really the smelliest? Short answer: No.
Question: Can people be identified based on the sound of their farts? Short answer: Yes
Question: How much are fart sounds affected by atmospheric conditions? Short answer: Not much.