Farts – Page 9

It’s Christmas Eve, 2020, and everyone here at the College would like to wish all of our readers (and listeners) a merry holiday season and happy new year.

The Flatological Constant

Posted on December 17, 2020November 29, 2022 by Lou Olinarez

Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.

Death by Farts

Posted on December 10, 2020November 29, 2022 by W. B. Polakai

Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.

The Speed of Farts

Posted on December 3, 2020November 29, 2022 by Lou Olinarez

Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.

The Dawn of High-Resolution Flatodynamics

Posted on November 26, 2020November 30, 2022 by Jonathan Trosky

Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.

Fart Maker

Posted on November 19, 2020November 30, 2022 by Jonathan Trosky

There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 3000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.