Farts – Page 10

The Dawn of High-Resolution Flatodynamics

Following the initial burst of data collection, the College became dissatisfied with the resolution of the experimental apparatus.

There are many things one could get up to with a database of nearly 3000 farts – and here at the College we intend to leave no stone unturned.

Question: What does an exceptionally smelly fart sound like? Short Answer: Two farts.

Question: How many different kinds of fart sounds are there? Short answer: 42

Question: Does the sound of our farts change as we get older? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Are farts stinkier at night? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What are the characteristics of smelly farts? Short answer: They are loud and wet.

Question: Are quiet farts really the smelliest? Short answer: No.

Question: Can people be identified based on the sound of their farts? Short answer: Yes

Question: How much are fart sounds affected by atmospheric conditions? Short answer: Not much.