Science – Page 6

The Flatological Constant

Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.

Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.

Question: How fast do farts travel? Short answer: About 8 inches per minute.

Question: What does an exceptionally smelly fart sound like? Short Answer: Two farts.

Question: How many different kinds of fart sounds are there? Short answer: 42

Question: Does the sound of our farts change as we get older? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Are farts stinkier at night? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What are the characteristics of smelly farts? Short answer: They are loud and wet.

Question: Are quiet farts really the smelliest? Short answer: No.

Question: Can people be identified based on the sound of their farts? Short answer: Yes