Science – Page 4

This Fart Does Not Exist

Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.

Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.

Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.

Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.

Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.

Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.

Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.