Fart Maker is, by far, the most interesting tool we have created during our first year of experimentation. It is without shame that I can declare that members of the College spend, on average, approximately 10 hours per week creating original never-before-heard farts. Our primary interest (other than endlessly entertaining ourselves) is to try and…
Category: Farts
Doppler Farts
Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.
The Flatosphere
Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.
The Flatus Gap
Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Such Musical Sounds
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.
Truth is Incontrovertible
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
The Fart Decoder
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.
Fire Clouds
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.
Reveal the Fart
In the past we have discussed techniques for concealing farts in public. It now feels appropriate to reveal that some members of the college have been running an informal set of experiments with the exact opposite goal: to maximize attention paid to farts, by strangers, in public.
Conservation of Farts
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.