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Interview: Cletus

Posted on January 28, 2021April 1, 2021 by CH Benengeli

Benengeli: Greetings. How are you today?

Cletus: I’ve been hallucinating. My head is just killing me.

Benengeli: Does one need a lot of training to become a flatologist?

Cletus: Not for the kind of research we do. For example, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

Benengeli: How would you describe your attraction to fart research?

Cletus: A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

Benengeli: How does it feel to be one of the world’s experts on farts?

Cletus: It’s not easy. You think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

Benengeli: Are you concerned that your work will be frowned upon by polite society?

Cletus: Sure, but do you really want to live in a world where you try to blow up the one person that’s trying to help you?

Benengeli: What are your goals for the ICEF?

Cletus: There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when people wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Benengeli: I would be remiss if I didn’t ask if you had a favorite fart in the collection. Do you?

Cletus:

https://flatology.com/farts/audio/mp3/2020_11_14_14_07_AAC8.mp3

Benengeli: I appreciate your taking the time to talk to me today.

Cletus: Wait. Why am I still here?

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