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Interview: The Adversary

Posted on May 13, 2021May 13, 2021 by CH Benengeli

Benengeli: Greetings. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

The Adversary: I live with one of the members of the College, but I am not involved in this project.

Benengeli: What do you think of the ICEF and its research?

The Adversary: I’m more concerned with what the neighbors think.

Benengeli: But what about the scientific contributions made by the College?

The Adversary: Well, I have read some of the blog posts, and I don’t know if I would call them scientific contributions. One of them says that farts only travel a few inches or something like that. All I can say is that I doubt it. In my experience, farts stink up the whole room, and I say that as someone who lives with a fairly flatulent individual. Another post says that the government could use fart sounds to keep track of people’s locations? Why would anyone want to do that?

Benengeli: What would you like to see in terms of the future evolution of the project?

The Adversary: They keep farting into this thing that looks like a wooden toilet. I wish someone would get it out of my house.

Benengeli: Do you find farts funny?

The Adversary: Sometimes, when I’m in the tub.

Benengeli: I would be remiss if I didn’t ask if you had a favorite fart in the collection. Do you?

The Adversary: Ok, there is one that sounds like Chewbacca that isn’t bad.

https://flatology.com/farts/audio/mp3/2020_12_12_17_07_AAB4.mp3

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