One of our core values at the ICEF is that no fart should go unmeasured. Our preference is to employ one of our custom-built devices to capture and store a complete record of the event, including audio and air quality data. For obvious reasons this is not always practical and we often resort to an audio-only capture – which can be more easily accomplished with highly accessible equipment.
Our searchable database of farts grows continuously. Most of the content falls under the informal category of “about what you would expect”. But every now and then, one or more members of the College have what we have come to refer to as “one of those days”. What follows is a sample of the output of two of our most esteemed members in a 36 hour period this past week.
First up: PizzaHead
Next up: MonkeyBrain
This last one deserves a special mention as it was, for a brief moment, in contention for the fart with the longest duration in our database. That honour still belongs to MikeyD.