MonkeyBrain – Page 5

Primordial Farts

Question: Could farts be responsible for the origin of life? Short answer: Absolutely.

Question: Is it possible to store farts? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Do face masks protect against fart smell? Short answer: No.

Question: Why does the internet say that farts travel at 10 ft/s? Short answer: Because the internet is wrong.

Question: Is it possible to produce words from farts? Short answer: No.

Question: Why can’t we see farts? Short answer: It’s not cold enough.

Questions: Is it possible to see farts? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Is there any way to predict how smelly a fart will be? Short answer: Yes.

Question: How far do farts travel? Short answer: About 10 ft.

Question: Can you die from inhaling your own farts? Short answer: No.