MonkeyBrain – Page 4

The Fart Decoder

Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.

Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.

Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.

Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.

Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.

Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.

Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.