MonkeyBrain – Page 2

Truth is Incontrovertible

Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.

Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.

Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.

Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.

Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.

Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.

Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.

Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.