Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.
Author: MonkeyBrain
The Fartiest Fart
Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.
Fart, not a fart
Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.
On Floating Bodies
Question: What happens to your weight when you fart? Short answer: It increases.
Splitting Farts
Question: How often do people produce multiple farts in quick succession? Short answer: 15.7% of the time
A Spherical Fart
Question: What is the maximum speed of a fart? Short answer: 0.22 MPH.
The Speed of Farts, Redux
Question: What causes fart plumes? Short answer: Hydrogen
Metafart Humor
The Rake Gag is a scene from the television program The Simpsons, in which one of the main characters steps on a rake. The rake then flips up in such a way that the handle hits him in the face. This is a classic comedy gag, but in this case the writers had the same…
Farts after Dark
Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.
The Sum of All Farts
Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.