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Author: MonkeyBrain

Consider the Sphincter

Posted on June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.

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On the Nature of Farts

Posted on June 9, 2022June 9, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.

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The Danger Zone

Posted on May 26, 2022May 24, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.

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Fiat Foetor

Posted on May 12, 2022May 14, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What fraction of fart smell reaches the human nose? Short answer: Less than 1%.

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Anatomy of a Shart

Posted on May 5, 2022May 14, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone

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The Smelliest Fart

Posted on March 31, 2022April 18, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What is the smelliest fart ever recorded by a human? Short answer: See below. Long answer: Today marks the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. It was so powerful that it saturated our air pollution sensor, as seen in the plot below: The sensor has a maximum reading of 60 ppm of…

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Colorless Green Farts

Posted on March 24, 2022March 25, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.

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The Fartiest Fart

Posted on February 24, 2022February 25, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.

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Fart, not a fart

Posted on February 17, 2022February 20, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.

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On Floating Bodies

Posted on February 10, 2022February 10, 2022 by MonkeyBrain

Question: What happens to your weight when you fart? Short answer: It increases.

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