Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: The fact that the average person farts about 705 ml worth of gas per day (Tomlin, Lowis, and Read, Gut, 1991) raises an obvious question: Where do all these farts go? This question is related to other concerns about the effects of…
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The Flatus Gap
Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.
Such Musical Sounds
Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music. Long answer: The connection between fart sounds and music was noted by Saint Augustine, who wrote: “A number of people produce at will such musical sounds from their behind (without any stink) that they seem to be singing from the region.” (City of God,…
Truth is Incontrovertible
Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.
Afflatus
Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.
The Fart Decoder
Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.
Fire Clouds
Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.
Conservation of Farts
Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.
The Expulsion of Humours
Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.
Truth Held Forth
Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.