MonkeyBrain

On Growth and Farts

Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.

Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.

Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.

Question: How many farts are never heard by anyone? Short answer: Unknown.

Question: Did Rudolph Giuliani fart during a legal proceeding on December 2, 2020? Short answer: Probably not.

Question: Is it possible to produce sentences from fart sounds? Short answer: Yes.

Question: How much is fart smell affected by clothing? Short answer: Surprisingly little.

Question: Could farts be responsible for the origin of life? Short answer: Absolutely.