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Farts after Dark

Question: Do people fart in their sleep? Short answer: Yes.

Question: How big is the flatosphere if animal farts are included? Short answer: 2.8 mm.

Question: Which musical instrument sounds the most like farts? Short answer: A tenor trombone.

Question: Are hotter farts smellier? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.

Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.

Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.

Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.

Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.