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Conservation of Farts

Question: Does farting make you cooler? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Do smelly farts sound funnier? Short answer: No.

Question: Did Eric Swalwell fart during a televised interview on November 18, 2019? Short answer: No.

Question: Do fart sounds vary across the animal kingdom? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Why do all farts have the same peak sound frequency? Short answer: Rectal acoustics.

Question: Do all farts really have similar sound frequency composition? Short answer: Yes.

Question: What makes a fart funny? Short answer: Long duration.

Question: Is it possible to spread fart smell by walking around? Short answer: No.

Question: How many farts are never heard by anyone? Short answer: Unknown.

Question: Did Rudolph Giuliani fart during a legal proceeding on December 2, 2020? Short answer: Probably not.