Question: What is the resonance frequency of the anal sphincter? Short answer: 161 Hz.
Question: Are the physical properties of the universe tuned for fart smell? Short answer: Yes.
Question: What is a safe distance from which to smell farts? Short answer: 3 inches.
Question: What fraction of fart smell reaches the human nose? Short answer: Less than 1%.
Question: What do sharts sound like? Short answer: A muted trombone
Question: What is the smelliest fart ever recorded by a human? Short answer: See below. Long answer: Today marks the one-year anniversary of the smelliest fart ever recorded. It was so powerful that it saturated our air pollution sensor, as seen in the plot below: The sensor has a maximum reading of 60 ppm of…
Question: What color are farts? Short answer: Green.
Question: What is the opposite of a fart? Short answer: A car alarm.
Question: How often do random noises sound like farts? Short answer: 5.5% of the time.
Question: What happens to your weight when you fart? Short answer: It increases.