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The Antiflatus Decelerator

Question: Is it possible to conceal fart sounds? Short answer: Yes, to some degree.

Question: What do two simultaneous farts sound like? Short answer: One fart.

Question: Is it possible to conceal one’s farts by walking? Short answer: No.

Question: Do people’s farts accumulate in the air? Short answer: Yes.

Question: Are women’s farts smellier than men’s? Short answer: No.

Question: What do really funny farts sound like? Short answer: Music.

Question: Did Winston Churchill fart during an interview on February 2, 1950? Short answer: Probably.

Question: How smelly are burps? Short answer: Not very smelly.

Question: Which language sounds the most like farts? Short answer: Norwegian.

Question: Is it safe to ignite farts? Short answer: Usually.